Rebuttal

Let's clarify.  13 bikes, yes.  Not all Shawn's.  In fact, only two are mine.  1 road bike, 1 Mtn bike, which is almost as old as our marriage.  We also have a Madsen, which is a "family" bike   The rest include many sizes of children's bikes, from plastic 3 wheelers to tag-a-longs.  It is true if you are thinking of purchasing any type of bike accessory and want to try it out, come here first.  

Yes, I have plenty of skis, again, only three I currently ski on.  1 Alpine, 1 Telemark, 1 cross-country.  Not excessive.  The rest are my collection, which one day will hang on the walls of a mountain cabin.  You'll be impressed in the distant future.  I have a pair of skis from most decades dating back to the 20's.  

It is true, after the garage vomiting most of the contents onto the drive way today, I am pretty excited to park my car in the garage again.   But I did miss the ski sale.